What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 03:15

Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
Nuts and Butts
No way
Just Forget it!